Get 15% off when you buy 2+ shirts. Use "2MORE" at checkout!

Search

This section doesn’t currently include any content. Add content to this section using the sidebar.

This section doesn’t currently include any content. Add content to this section using the sidebar.

This section doesn’t currently include any content. Add content to this section using the sidebar.

This section doesn’t currently include any content. Add content to this section using the sidebar.

The State of the Earth - May 2022

  • 1 min read

Welcome to the State of the Earth — A source for cosmonauts, subterranean mole people, and everyone in between. Each *indeterminate amount of time* the State of the Earth Address will present perspectives on the issues of the day, news from around the globe, and tips on how to be less of a goose (just in case anyone needs those).

See something that sparks a thought? 
Share the State of the Earth with your closest confidant

 

 


MR. KOYA’s
GUIDE TO VOTING IN AUSTRALIA

Every 3 years, the Australian population gets together to choose their leaders from an assortment of megalomaniacal psychos, self-proclaimed mavericks, End-Times nutjobs, and the occasional well-meaning dork with elbow pads on their corduroy jacket.

There’s a lot to get distracted by during an election campaign, so MR. KOYA has distilled the basics down for you:

 
  1. Don’t f*** it up.
  2. Read up on the political parties beforehand. You’ll be surprised to learn that often a party named something like, “Rose Petal Baths For All” actually has a platform of shooting puppies out of cannons every full moon.
  3. If a candidate’s platform aligns with that of Hoggish Greedly from Captain Planet, best direct your preferences elsewhere.
  4. Vote early. This one isn’t even a joke – there’s no queueing. Highly recommended.
  5. Did we say “Don’t f*** it up” already?

 

IN THE WILD


 

 

FOLLOW THE SOCIALS

Support our inner narcissist and follow us on the following societally mandatory social media holes.
 

 

 

 

SIGNING OFF

Please do write any time...
With love and admiration —

MR. KOYA

Search