Top 6 Reasons To Vote No 

on Gay Marriage

Reason #1. 

We do not want to follow the trend of other backwater countries who have voted yes like the Netherlands, Belgium, Spain, Canada, South Africa, Norway, Sweden, Portugal, Ireland, Argentina, Denmark, France, Brazil, Uruguay, New Zealand, UK, Ireland, the United States, Luxemburg, Columbia, Greenland, Finland, Slovenia, and now Germany.

Never trust Germans.

Reason #2.

If we legalise same-sex marriage, then what’s next, Robots? Whether it’s the Matrix, Elon Musk or 404 Errors – we’ve already been warned about the perils of an artificial intelligence take over.

With same-sex marriage approaching, robotics experts from Tokyo predict legalisation of Robot-Human marriage before 2050. Officially the worst kind of simulation.

Reason #3. 

After we Vote No on equality for a significant segment of our population, we can then go back to focusing on other more pressing matters like our pollies’ Dual Citizenship issues.

Reason #4.

Voting No means we'll reduce the likelihood of The Bachelor's Same-Sex series. Studies show that if it's at least as bad as the straight version, then incidence of mental illness will skyrocket. 

Reason #5.

Voting Yes means we might ressurect another twist in $The Billion Dollar Fight$ between, Connor McGregor and Floyd Mayweather.

Rumour has it, that in an attempt to generate further dollars, the fighters will be getting married LIVE RINGSIDE ON PAY-PER-VIEW.

Let’s avoid that headline if we can.

Reason #6.

7. If we legalise same-sex marriage, what's next, same shirt marriage?

Make sure you're eligible to vote, and do the right thing. 

We reckon you'll make a solid choice. 

One Love - Bob Marley. 



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